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Saturday, May 28, 2011

I am not dead.. Yet! :D

I have been busy studying for the hardships that are brought forth by Anatomy & Phys! Quite the fun time I am having studying about the all the awesome systems that are available for studying :D

Well allonz-y peoples! See you in the next blog post!
But before I go I will leave you with this...

Supernova ready!

Enjoy an amazingly amazing Saturday ;)

Monday, May 23, 2011

Master Donghai Wang's Guide to Self Defense Online!

Derpaderp when reading this post.

If you are reading this post then most likely you have had experiences with, or have known someone who has had mental strife with a Troll. We all recognize the symptoms: A disoriented look, rage face demeanor, feelings of impending doom, Trousseau's sign, and finally tetany, But do we know how to prevent them? Well that is what this post is all about!

Unfortunately we cannot prevent the attacks perpetuated by Trolls of many different social castes but we can build up our defenses against such attacks by knowing how to properly defend oneself. Let me share a personal anecdote about how I became who I am today... One night, many years ago, I was sitting on my computer as I usually do looking inside the internet. I visited Facebook, Hotmail, Youtube, and Netflix that night to try and relieve the boredom that I was experiencing from it being such a night. It brought back a bit of fun into my life and then I went to go finish some homework I had procrastinated on doing. The end. The moral of the story here is to finish your homework on time!

Now that thats been said, I would like to tell you one simple technique that will help you throughout these lessons, Always remember to "Move on.". I remember when I was but a small boy of 4. I used to run around my grandpa's house and catch lizards and eat mangoes, it was fun. But one day I was tracking down a lizard with a You-cant-catch-me kind of look. I chased it all throughout the yard until it escaped through some concrete blocks near the fence to the neighbor's house. Full-heartedly I trudged through the rubble of the concrete and came upon the lizard, staring at him with ravenous eyes. I pounced, just in time for the lizard to get out of the way and hit myself on my forehead. It hurt a lot. Slightly bruised I looked up and saw that the lizard had now made its way to the top of the fence and was still staring at me with it's You-still-cannot-catch-me look. I promptly stood up and made my way back towards the house, I used the "Move on" Technique and did not get mad, but the next day I found the same lizard and caught it. The moral being here, if you move on and don't let the situation anger you then you will get the perfect opportunity to strike another day!

This is it for part 1 of the Defense series :D Please subscribe and I hope that you have learn something amazing today! Cheerio!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

The Wonder of Trolls and Their Scientific Achievements

Trolls are quite good in the ways of science and winning. You will rarely see a good troll fail at life, but where does this winning attitude come from, you may ask? Through the magic of time travel! 
I kid of course, the magic comes from reading and learning. That and knowing who is a troll and who simply is just awesome. Anyways, back to the science bit.

Basically it involves marvelous feats that would, under normal circumstances,cause harm to your persona. Although other times it involves awesome ideas/thoughts that are quite intriguing to think about, i.e.: 
Other times it has rather crazy ideas that one ignorant in the ways of science would believe, which in this case would be all of the internet. If you have any questions please ask them in the 'Comments' section and I will answer it as best I can! 
Well this was a pretty short blog post, but I will make it up to you all next time! We shall discuss common techniques for the defense against online trolls. This will be quite useful to some of you who suffer from the embarrassing condition where, "umad" and therefore feed the trolls. A nice lesson for the masses! :D

Saturday, May 21, 2011

A day or two in my shoes

So here I sit behind my monitors, looking upon the internet and finding many wondrous articles, pictures, videos, etc. You can think of anything imaginable and there is a high possibility that it will be on the internet, but I digress.  The real issue here is that people think that trolling is just a mindless excuse for hundreds of people to act stupid online, and that is only partly true. The main reason for performing the act of trolling is because one can merely laugh at the world :D 

It was said once that, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." This holds true on many countless times. But before we continue on, I shall help you distinguish a New Troll (Commonly referred to as "New Fags") from an Old Wise Troll (Commonly referred to as "Old Fags").

New Fags:
The best way to tell if you are being trolled by a New Fag is by simply knowing you are being trolled. These would consist of 12 year olds who fail at life and spend all of their time on Youtube/Twitter posting comments like, "LOLUR SOFAT AND UGLY GO LYK DIE IN FIRE AND SHIT!" They tend to think that they are in fact superior to anything and anyone but in reality have very bad grammar and live in their mother's basement.

Old Fags:
Now these are an entity quite unlike the "New Fags" but at the same time kind of like them. They exist to torture "New Fags," and reminisce heavily on the days before "Noobs" (Noobs in this case meaning someone who fails at life) and troll in a fashion that is quite inconspicuous. To them, it is better to laugh another day, then to cause massive arguments ending in permaban (Meaning that you have become permanently banned, quite self explanatory, but I'm aiming this mostly to the Noobs of the group, You know who you are ;)).

Now that is enough for today, kids! Join us next time when we discuss the wonders of "Troll Physics" (My favorite kind of Physics, shall I add :D)

Just a small taste of what is to come! Enjoy the Rapture!